Gnomes

Seriously gnomes, why do you suck so bad?

Burds

Ricket says the bad druids are "burds" and that I should throw spears at them.

So I did.

With Mahren.

<3

As I stood atop the ruined stone of Lake Kel'Theril, mind completely at peace, two words drifted through my mind, like leaves on a calm river...

OH SHIT.

YES!

I found Baine! He was running wild with Kyle the Frenzied in Bloodhoof Village. Ancestors, that was a close one.

We should hang out with Zangen more often.

BRAVE TUHO KNOWS WHERE BAINE IS

oh god oh god

Okay Honrar, think. He's the High Chieftain, you don't just LOSE a High Chieftain.

Alright, what happened? I drank from Zangen's spirit cup, and then...nothing. I can't remember anything.

This is not good.

Baine

I've been hanging out with Baine this week. We're about to go drink Zangen Stonehoof's spirit walker juice. Hope I don't fall off the Bluff...

HOM NOM NOM

Fauna

Spiders are jerks. Especially fire spiders.

Crocolisks are okay though.

May my ancestors watch over me.

Mahren

Saw her again today. We smiled at each other.

I mean, between all the flame druid punching.

She's great.

Lady Tauren!

I saved a druid named Mahren today. She wanted to meet me after the battle to give me "something special."

You'll never believe what she gave me. :O

Tada!

And so concludes the day of Tauntrar. I hope you had as much fun as I did.

Dinner!

Dragon steak and cherry grog!

YOU SHALL BE DEFEATED, DINNER

Hear that, dragons? I EAT YOU.

A message to Deathwing.

Honrar angered a god. And then the god died.

Do you hear that Deathwing? It'll take more than a god to take me down. Are you a god?

I didn't think so.

HONRAR IS BEST.

HEAR THAT, MAGES?

BEST.

Tanking

I am the most giantest tank.

Molten Front is a stupid place.

That is all.

SIPPIN ON GROG AND JUICE

WOO! PARTY IN THE BLUFF!

Defender

Somebody called me a "defender of a shattered world" today. Father would be so proud.

I love you, dad.

A few questions I have

If Tirion Fordring is so great, why isn't he a warrior?

What the hell is a Highbourne?

Who would want squicky, blue face tentacles? Really?

Rexxar, wanna hang out?

Do Forsaken take baths?

Mages, why do you want me to hate you so badly?

Did Theldurin the Lost really punch Deathwing in the face?

Theldurin, shouldn't you be dead?

Did I already ask mages why they're jerks?

If I give a dwarf a keg, will he follow me around for a few days?

Warriors

Sometimes, you just gotta stop and ask yourself, "why isn't EVERYONE a warrior?" And then you remember that mages would die hilariously.

Mages, come be warriors with me.

It'll be fun.

Wishes

Sometimes I wish I was a sea captain. Then I remember how awesome it is being Honrar.