Rest in peace, Jason.

Tonight, I drink kungaloosh for a fallen brother. He will be missed.

-Honrar Cherryhoof

<Torchwood>

HA

JOKE'S ON YOU, GRAZZLE

I CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES 

okay maybe it was Deathwing but so what?

Bleh

You know what sucks?

Fishing. Fishing sucks.

And Grazzle. He keeps stealing my stuff and hiding it in trees.

WHY GRAZZLE

Stupid goblin

Grazzle! I can HEAR you following me!

Wandering

Exploring Kalimdor with my trusty kodos Grunty and Big-Toes. They've been stabled up for too long.

Dying sucked. Like, really bad. Left me with some painful scars, and Mahren was really freaked out by it. It made me think...do I really want to die again? What happens the next time? Are my adventures really worth a second death?

I think I'm gonna take it easy for a while. Show Mahren around Feralas or something. Tell her about my family. She should know.

I miss them. I miss being a Cherryhoof. Dying made me remember how badly I want to go home.

...

I can't quit adventuring. I have to prove that I'm best. I have to go home.

Mahren, I'm sorry. I need this. I hope you understand.

GUYS

GUYS

DO YOU KNOW

GUYS

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SPIRIT HEALER IS

OH MAN

THAT WAS CRAZY

GUYS

CRAZY

Never shoulda gone in alone...Thought I could take out those Grimhorn guys by myself. There were so many.

Ah, I can't even tell where I'm bleeding from. All over, it feels like.

Dad...Mahren...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Hallow's End! YES!

Let's put on masks and throw stuff at the Alliance!

NOW THEIR BLACKENED SOULS WE'LL CURE!

Yup

Been practicing my sneaking lately. The Alliance is never gonna hear me coming.

Ish-ne alo por-ah

Isha chi kee ra kee eche O'ba'chi. E eche E ich. Pawni no neahok E hale po. Isha pikialo ishne'alo.

Eche, Alo ish no awa tu Mahren nokee nechi kee tanka isha.

Awaihilo ich por-ah!

wooooooo brewfest

i love thish drood

BREWFEST

IT'S BREWFEST!

Grr

Building castles is hard work, so I went back to fighting tiny dragons.

And not-as-tiny dragons.

And big dragons.

And running from Deathwing.

Hm.

I think it's time I built a castle.

busybusybusy

Blacksmithing sure is hard work. I mean, when I fight something, all I do is hit stuff.

But when I blacksmith, I...well, I hit stuff. But differently.

<3

That goblin sometimes.

Where's Grazzle? Has anyone seen Grazzle?

Who the hell?

Stupid draenei mage keeps following me, talking in their dumb draenei language and making hand gestures that look like a flag.

Go away, mage. I have important Honrar stuff to do.

Moxie

Kuh has it. Honrar has it.

Tauren warriors. Hell yes.

Blacksmithing!

I made a sword for some angry-looking elf. He seemed alright. Warrior-y.

Small though. It's weird being Honrar sometimes. Everyone else looks so puny.

Still, I've been making some neat stuff lately. A sweet hammer for my buddy Mirax. A new helmet for Brave Tuho (that I still haven't seen him wear). I even molded a pyrium heart for Mahren, though Karn Stonehoof says that's not actually blacksmithing.

Whatever. She said it was nice.

Gnomes

Seriously gnomes, why do you suck so bad?

Burds

Ricket says the bad druids are "burds" and that I should throw spears at them.

So I did.

With Mahren.

<3

As I stood atop the ruined stone of Lake Kel'Theril, mind completely at peace, two words drifted through my mind, like leaves on a calm river...

OH SHIT.

YES!

I found Baine! He was running wild with Kyle the Frenzied in Bloodhoof Village. Ancestors, that was a close one.

We should hang out with Zangen more often.

BRAVE TUHO KNOWS WHERE BAINE IS

oh god oh god

Okay Honrar, think. He's the High Chieftain, you don't just LOSE a High Chieftain.

Alright, what happened? I drank from Zangen's spirit cup, and then...nothing. I can't remember anything.

This is not good.

Baine

I've been hanging out with Baine this week. We're about to go drink Zangen Stonehoof's spirit walker juice. Hope I don't fall off the Bluff...

HOM NOM NOM

Fauna

Spiders are jerks. Especially fire spiders.

Crocolisks are okay though.

May my ancestors watch over me.

Mahren

Saw her again today. We smiled at each other.

I mean, between all the flame druid punching.

She's great.

Lady Tauren!

I saved a druid named Mahren today. She wanted to meet me after the battle to give me "something special."

You'll never believe what she gave me. :O

Tada!

And so concludes the day of Tauntrar. I hope you had as much fun as I did.

Dinner!

Dragon steak and cherry grog!

YOU SHALL BE DEFEATED, DINNER

Hear that, dragons? I EAT YOU.

A message to Deathwing.

Honrar angered a god. And then the god died.

Do you hear that Deathwing? It'll take more than a god to take me down. Are you a god?

I didn't think so.

HONRAR IS BEST.

HEAR THAT, MAGES?

BEST.

Tanking

I am the most giantest tank.

Molten Front is a stupid place.

That is all.

SIPPIN ON GROG AND JUICE

WOO! PARTY IN THE BLUFF!

Defender

Somebody called me a "defender of a shattered world" today. Father would be so proud.

I love you, dad.

A few questions I have

If Tirion Fordring is so great, why isn't he a warrior?

What the hell is a Highbourne?

Who would want squicky, blue face tentacles? Really?

Rexxar, wanna hang out?

Do Forsaken take baths?

Mages, why do you want me to hate you so badly?

Did Theldurin the Lost really punch Deathwing in the face?

Theldurin, shouldn't you be dead?

Did I already ask mages why they're jerks?

If I give a dwarf a keg, will he follow me around for a few days?

Warriors

Sometimes, you just gotta stop and ask yourself, "why isn't EVERYONE a warrior?" And then you remember that mages would die hilariously.

Mages, come be warriors with me.

It'll be fun.

Wishes

Sometimes I wish I was a sea captain. Then I remember how awesome it is being Honrar.

HAVE NO FEAR, HONRAR IS HERE!

Lunch time!

Mushroom sauce mudfish and cherry grog. Delicious!

A certain someone

Glop, son of Glop, son of Glop, son of Glop, son of Glop.

Troggs are weird.

glug

PARTY IN THE GUZZLER!

It's Honrar time!

A BLOG IS BORN TODAY

And it is my blog

And it is sweet